When I mention home invasions as a reason to have a gun, I’m usually thinking of home invasions such as this or this. However there was a quite unusual home invasion, in which dinner ingredients were the weapon used by the perpetrator:
As The Smoking Gun reports: Wielding an eight-inch sausage, Antonio Vasquez, 21, allegedly broke into a Fresno, CA home Saturday morning, stole $900, assaulted one resident with the pork-based weapon and threw Pappy’s brand all-purpose seasoning into another victim’s face. Police apprehended Vasquez shortly thereafter.
I would like to take this opportunity to propose a ban on such assault foods. There is simply no legitimate reason for a citizen to have a sausage that is 8 inches long. Only criminals who are planning home invasions or other serious crimes use such pork weapons. Also, the high capacity assault seasoning feeding device used by the perpetrator has no place in civilized society. Hopefully Congresswoman McCarthy will propose legislation to protect us… Or maybe Blue Island Mayoral Candidate Tommy Brown can organize an assault sausage turn in event?